That's right, folks! The T-shirt and mascot that NO ONE is talking about has finally arrived here at the shop! I personally invite you to come on down and pick one up for the low, low price of $14.99, and you can start rockin' in style (not a bad price for something that was sewn by ninjas in the bowels of hell itself). Special features of the T-shirt include:
- Great looking, all-matching black (great for casual and formal)
- Easily mouth-wipable short sleeves
- Shameless promotion of the store you love most!
- Girls will probably talk to you!...probably...
- May or may not induce more guitar playing talent and/or super powers
And besides, who can resist Ryan when he already owns the male-model GAP pose? Myself? Well...I'm just happy to be here.
Stay excellent and have a good week!